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What Aztec “gear” are you buying for the Aztec in your Life?
12-24-2018, 08:47 AM, (This post was last modified: 12-24-2018, 12:26 PM by JOCAZTEC.)
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What Aztec “gear” are you buying for the Aztec in your Life?
It’s Christmas Eve and if you rub your Adams Apple, a special luck will happen to you today.

But what Aztec  gift did you buy for another Aztec?

I bought my cell mate, “EXIT” an Aztec poison dart set.  Amazon had an easy time getting it thru the main gate, and bridge.   They really have the pull with the big boys, these days.   New York gave them the key to the City and all of your state and local tax refunds, ta-boot. Dodgy

I also bought one right Aztec Schnall-face sock for mounting on my dart board.  Bomb

Well what did you buy?

A Monty Montezuma hat?  An Aztec warrior balloon?  A pair of beaten brown yellow underwear?  Aztec dryer sheets?  Scarlet red cat spray?  Aztec Coach cleaning solvent?  Plastic silhouette of an Aztec offensive line?  A 6’ x 6’ “SDSU Aztecs” car bumper decal?  A singing Christmas card with a trio of red and black dressed Otters singing, “Otter be a butter season than that stinker”, a Bing Crisby knock off from the Governali days?  A Bob Small original Aztec ukulele?  A self-help guide, “How to Train Your Dog (and in-laws) to be an Aztec”?  An Aztec combo, lingerie-insect net?  An authentic Aztec joint stamp, so you can pre-stamp your joints before you toke?  An electronic Apple watch cover that lights up in police siren red, alerting you to a basket scored by Adam Seiko ?

Well?

By-the-way, you might consider Aztec conch shell, ankle bracelets to hide the OCJ ones, in public.

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12-25-2018, 08:18 AM,
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RE: What Aztec “gear” are you buying for the Aztec in your Life?
if you are flying,

https://www.flightradar24.com/blog/wp-co...hicken.jpg

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12-25-2018, 09:11 AM, (This post was last modified: 12-26-2018, 10:15 AM by JOCAZTEC.)
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RE: What Aztec “gear” are you buying for the Aztec in your Life?
If you are a hippy:

http://www.fox5ny.com/news/cannabis-is-a...ift-giving

Smoking is cancer and it stinks.  Why you fell fir smoking in the first place, I have some floorada swampland to sell you, as prime real estate.......see the Marx Brothers, 1930s

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12-25-2018, 09:16 AM,
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RE: What Aztec “gear” are you buying for the Aztec in your Life?
Oh cool, OMG, EXIT bot me this:

https://images.gawker.com/18k1bvu9blgygjpg/original.jpg

Hally Lou Ya!

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12-25-2018, 09:26 AM, (This post was last modified: 12-25-2018, 09:27 AM by JOCAZTEC.)
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RE: What Aztec “gear” are you buying for the Aztec in your Life?
For those who are political pollsters:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/83/8b/0b/...4d1edb.jpg

They sell wigs as accessories, I bought the afro wig and wowzer !

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12-26-2018, 10:02 AM, (This post was last modified: 12-26-2018, 10:04 AM by JOCAZTEC.)
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RE: What Aztec “gear” are you buying for the Aztec in your Life?
So who got  the stuffed animal six foot giraffe from Target??


Facepalm
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